Like a Monster, Untouched For a Really Long Time...


So Madonna had serious childhood issues with her own eyebrows...but talk about projecting onto your children. Looks like Lordous will have her own issues too…this lack of hair care is obviously intentional! Or maybe she’s just gonna explode onto the youth market and be a superstar after a post pubescent makeover! It's totally the Madge style -- as Madonna is all about reinvention: gaining an English accent, the infamous Kabbalah yarn, and from cone bras to dress suits and children's books. The new ish? Rumor has it Guy Richie thinks her religious views are just “too much” on the family, so he has quit the mystical Jewish religion. She's furious! And I wouldn't want to piss her off either, did you know that no one is allowed to shower in the home if she is sleeping? Truth.

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