Babies Are The New Black

It was once clogs and peddle pushers, now it's indecent exposures and pregnancies that keep a girl stylish.  To be fashionable, looks like you gotta get the one accessory that shopbop doesn't sell: a reality show! NOT...a pregnancy bump!  This year has been a bundle of births.  Check the '07 bump list: Jennifer Lopez, Cate Blanchett, Halle Berry, Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Marcia Cross, Amanda Pete, Tori Spelling, Scary Spice, Jamie Pressley, Keri Russell, Julia Roberts, Jenna Elfman, Naomi Watts, Salma Hayek, Charlotte Church, Drea de Matteo, Milla Jovovich, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Isla Fisher, and JAMIE LYNN SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Three months pregors, now Vanessa is off the hook as the number one Disney fuck-up-whore.  What happened to these girls!?  Once you leave the South and make a fabulous career for yourself, you're also supposed to leave behind your trashy and desperate church ways.  And, for someone so "supportive and concerned" about her older sister's troubles, how could you ever think this was a good idea?! BTW, that's so a penis lollipop.

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