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This new movie is amazing! Imagine Superbad and Napoleon Dynamite mixed together with an adorable female lead. The star Ellen couldn’t be funnier! As a middle-class teenage rebel, her commentary and satire is top notch. A little Juno adoption advice for ya: “You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.” The actress Ellen is like that Rachel McAdams type, totally hot and talented but doesn’t even know it. Star quality.