Please, if you like any songs sung by Heidi Montag, stop reading my sight, I don't think we should be friends anymore. From her new song, touch me, lyrics go: "the people walking by, they dont know what they're missing...just wait until you see what I'm not wearing underneath...I'm standing all alone, so just touch me." Eww. Her voice is cranky and computerized, and all I can imagine are her ugly dance arms. Check out the video below of her past lip-synching performance at LAX. You and your celeb wanna be boyfriend SUCK.